head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

by Simply the best October 3, 2016

Spikey hair mothafucka

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.

Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

by RickCross December 2, 2011

jungkook’s long hair

blessed all army’s with his cute fluffy hair that looks irresistible to pat, but HE BETTER LET THAT SHIT GROW MORE SO HE CAN PUT IT AS A MAN BUN!! ANOTHER MONTH OR DAY TO GET BLESSED UP BY HIM!! HES GOING THROUGH THAT MAJOR GLOW UP YALL ✨

JUNGKOOK’S LONG HAIR IS STILL FUCKING SOFT AND BOUNCY AS IT ISSSS❗️

by sus.areum September 5, 2019

Yee Yee ass haircut

A " yee yee ass haircut " is one of the main things that's keeping bitches off your dick, you most definitely want to get rid of it as soon as possible

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Garo010 January 25, 2021

Curly haired Girls

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!

Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!

by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018

Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

Fuckboy Haircut

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017