homophile

An asshole who believes that human beings were meant to be homosexual, that nature intented it that way, and spends his/her time kissing homosexual's asses on message boards.

Person 1: Wouldn't Jacob and Robert make a cute couple?
Person 2: But aren't they both guys?
Homophile: YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? AND YOUR POINT IS???

Person 1: Who's best for Joey, Michelle or Susan?
Homophile: !@##$%%^^%, DANIEL WOULD YOU HOMOPHOBIC !@#@#

by IluvB123 March 31, 2005

Homophile

A homosexual person with an obsession with looking at gay pornography. Homophiles are generally very over-sexual and make it very apparent that they're gay.

From Norwegian "Homofile" meaning "gay".

Dude, Dylan is such a homophile. He wants to cum in my bellybutton.

Chris told me during English he wants to lick my nipples then cover me in ranch dressing... what a homophile!

by bauB June 10, 2008

Homophile

You know I just coined a new word.

Homophile: A person who loves wordplay in general and particularly puns formed by homphones.

Shakespear was a well known homophile.

I just call them homos for short.

Hence, most people who enjoy my writing are homos.

I said I don't have a soul, not sole you homophile!

by Lord Xantar April 9, 2005

homophile

usually gay and among the name of craig

CRAIG YOU'RE A HOMOPHILE

by ppsucker29/ shithead Larry July 3, 2019

halochives

A pro hentai artist and makes so much people horny from their work

Halochives is the best Lmao

by Halochives June 29, 2021

halophonecases

A business selling phone cases, which you can find on Etsy, Instagram and TikTok

This is my new phone case from halophonecases isn’t it cute!

by Thisisjustjokes July 18, 2021

Halopilled

The state of mind after playing through all of the Halo games.

"Oh my god, do you guys see that reclaimer glyph?!"

"Ignore that guy, he's halopilled"

by ULG August 1, 2023