Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 18, 2018

Haitian Eyes

When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.

Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.

Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee

Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes

by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023

haitian packing

when you and your friends get together and pack the shit out of your car. 8+ people to a four seater, 10+ to a SUV and so on.

Damn we haitian packing the shit out of your toyota camry trying to go to BBQ's in Green Acres.

by lordwilliam92 November 14, 2011

haitian food

Haitian food is a type of food that is nasty in appearance, smell and taste. You don't want to eat it unless you want to go to the bathroom ten minutes later.

His breath smells like shit after eating his Moms homemade Haitian food.

by OnlyspeakFacts January 27, 2017

Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

Haitian men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019