Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust
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Aaron Haine

An aaron haine is one that has the face of a native amphibian also known as a frog, despite his many riches he lacks the funds to buy a lynx Africa gift set for that dutty smell. His fast wagon compensates for his small ( personality ;) ) and he cannot even gap Mr. Russels twin-charged Yaris, just embarrassing really. Mother won't allow an aaron haine to go on the Xbox on weekdays only allowing the neek to game on the weekends BRO IS 18 GET A GRIP LMAO.

Overall an aaron haine in the wild you should stay away

would not scran 4/10
OMG, WHAT IS THAT SMELL LINGERING ...

I know right it smells like Aaron Haine

This guys driving is absimal

He drives like an aaron haine
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Haines tax

The overly exorbitant amount that people are willing to pay for this particular brand of boat, mainly due to popularity of certain Facebook pages
That boat was nice, but the Haines tax on it is ridiculous
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Hain

People from Asia who snort crack and jump high
ThAT dunker is a HAin
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Lily Haines

She’s just amazing she has the cutest smile that just brightens your day she can be kinda annoying and random but it’s kinda funny it.the stuff she says about herself is really annoying Cus she she doesn’t know how perfect she is
by Oskarrrrrrr November 5, 2020
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Leah Haines

A beslobbering cockard strumpet.

What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
I got fired today, let’s just say I went Leah Haines on her.
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Brady Haines

Brady Haines lives at 1305 majestic woods.
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