She’s the type of girl who clutches a Bible like it’s a designer bag, but the only commandment she follows is ‘Thou shalt love thyself — obsessively.’ Her idea of faith is posting inspirational quotes between and pity posts. Underneath the fake saint routine, she’s soft af — the kind of coward who’d run from her own shadow and then brag about how brave she is. Even her reflection rolls its eyes when she looks in the mirror.
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What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
What once was a whole wall will now become hollow in the presence of this woman. Hang a large sprinkled chocolate cookie in your windowsill to summon her. Leave a dollar under your pillow and she’ll bring you tooth that’s passed through her. Be weary for if you approach her alone, you’ll be greeted with a moist phrase or two. If you’re stuck on a conversation starter, ask her about Ken, she’ll ramble on for days. If you dare to challenge her, you’ll end up in a wooden onesie. Can be observed splooting during the summer months in her backyard.
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would not scran 4/10
Overall an aaron haine in the wild you should stay away
would not scran 4/10
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I know right it smells like Aaron Haine
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