Joe Hahn

DJ for Linkin Park, Joe also "directs" the band's music videos and some short films, in 2006 Joe suffered from a nervous breakdown which locked Joe Hahn's creative mind in place while he was brainstorming a slow motion shot for Chester Bennington in the video for "What I've Done"

Subsequently, every single Linkin Park video released after this incident has featured Chester Bennington in slow motion, and after therapy; Rob Bourdon rotating.

It is rumoured that this information is actually incorrect and the DJ was replaced by a son of Kim Jong Il as product placement detailed in Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns contract, there also theories which believe Joe Hahn is just a douche.

Subject 1: "Hey have you seen that new music video?"
Subject 2: "Nah, I heard they totally Joe Hahned it."

by Lucas Mcnucas November 13, 2012

Hahn Air Base, Germany

An American Airforce Base in Hahn, Germany

She's an airforce brat because she was born at Hahn Air Base, Germany.

by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

Hahned

Being totally duped, squashed, killed, owned, destroyed, mutilated, humiliated, embarrassed, obliviated, and excommunicated every time you play a video game against another person. In other words you suck ass.

"I got Hahned the other day..."
"Damn, you suck...you should kill yourself"

by Nateface February 29, 2008

hahn nase

A German who has a cock for a nose

Look at that fella with a tash over there, he's a right hahn nase.

by DrBoyo March 5, 2008

Hahn Sauger

German word for Cock Sucker

"Mike Smiechowski is a Hahn Sauger!"
"Look at that Hahn Sauger!"

by King Will November 24, 2007

hahn holder

A sleepy Bitch

Its about time I woke that Hahn Holder

by Hahn Holder July 18, 2014

Hahn

The laziest of the lazy. Can’t seem to keep his cock in his pants and ironically Hahn is German for cock. Complains at the sight of work. Excellent at sleeping.

if you don’t want to work then go hang out with Hahn.

by Anonymous121314 May 28, 2018