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Mariska Hargitay

Most gorgeous woman alive. She plays Olivia Benson in Law and Order: SVU and is the daughter of starlet Jayne Mansfield and former Mr Universe, Mickey Hargitay.
"Did you catch Mariska Hargitay in last night's episode of SVU?"
"Yeah, she's freaking hot!"
by FATCHINA October 17, 2008
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haggot

n. A gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka fag hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.
"Tim hasn't dated a man in years; he usually goes out on weekends with his hags. Tim is a haggot."
by PoMo Hoochie January 1, 2009
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haggis

1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
by Matthew Ledwitch April 17, 2006
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haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.
Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.
by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007
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Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.
Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.
by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010
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Aladdin's Haggis

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT
Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
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haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.
Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!
by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009
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