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hacker

A person highly skilled in programming who puts there talents to use by soleving the unsolveable,there history offen gos all the way back to the days of the first "minicomputers" and the earliest ARPAnet experiments.

Hackers also hate boundrys,and therfore offen hide there true identitys to everyone they know on the net,and there fake identitys are hidden to evryone they know in real life.

nearly all programmers look up to the hackers master like Programming experience.

NOTE: Hackers must not be confused with the scum knowen as "crackers"
the unix is an os created by hackers,however breaking into someones ip and messing up there phone is knowen as craking and is not practiced by real hackers.
by T-F-K April 18, 2006
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Hacker

Someone who derives the purpose of hardware and software from its intended use through reverse-engineering or exploiting digital ignorance. There are three types.

White-hats: Hacking for the good. (Goverments, FBI, etc.)

Grey-Hats: Hacking against the law, but for the people. (Think Anonymous.)

Black-Hats: Hacking against the law, for financial or intellectual gain.
Average: Dude, did you hear about the hackers?

Hacker: The Sony security was shit.
by Phexion January 8, 2015
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Hacker

Someone who cannot keep long term friendships. So they adopt the behaviors of others through hacking acquaintances personal information to become more interesting.
I think my phones being hacked?
What?! How?
My phone takes pictures of wrong screen lock codes and the picture was of Joseph!
Omg?! How sick? Don't you like invite him for beers and he ignores your texts?

Ya?
Wow. That hacker needs a LIFE.
by Think 8 August 13, 2016
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Hacker

Someone who payed a few more Canadian Dollars than you to get a better gaming chair.
OH SH*T HIS GAMING CHAIR IS JUST SO GOOD, I DON'T THINK HE'S A HACKER
by Canadian Money Is Weird September 15, 2022
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hacker

Anyone who wins against you in a video game.

1) This allegation can always be used to cover up the fact that you don't have that perfect win record. 2) Even the victory of AI (computer-controlled) enemies can be ascribed to hacking.
1) Nice Gamer: hey congrats on winning your last 79 out of 100 games
Pissed Gamer: i woulda won 100 if it wasnt for those hackers

2) Pissed Gamer: i hate single player games!

Nice Gamer: but i thought you liked Skyrim
Pissed Gamer: i used to, but those fukin' Draugr are a buncha hackers!
by Vindicator Phoenix February 5, 2017
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Hacker

What your aunt think of you when you fix Internet problem by just restarting the Wi-Fi router.
Aunt: "Larry, my internet is not working since 2 days"
Larry: *restarts the router*
Internet: *works*
Aunt: "Oh my gaaaaawsh!! Larry, are you a hacker or what??"
*proceeds to give him a blowjob*
by IghtImma January 3, 2020
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Hacker

A person who killed you in an online videogame that killed you fair and square, but in denial, you claim that they are cheating in some sort of way because CLEARLY you are the absolute BEST at the game that you have chosen to play.
This stupid "hacker" killed me in fortnite man!
by Trigger131 July 19, 2019
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