Habitchuancer

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024

Hubitch

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition

"Mrs. Hubis wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-

by Cmitch4 January 9, 2009

haitchika

Felling happy yet angry at the same time with a person or thing

At this point of time i'm feeling haitchika with you because of your actions.

by worddddddmakerrr February 28, 2019

Hebitching

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others

Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

by Diesel train 69 May 5, 2021

habitha

Habitha is a short tempered but good hearted person , keeps her family above everything. Introvert , intelligent nerd .

Don't be a habitha

by Akshay🌚 November 24, 2021