hows your guys

Commonly heard as "HOWS". which is what you say when you go to twack another and stop before you hit. and if they flinch you give them a dead arm.

Me: Hey james
James: whats up
Me: "HOWS YOUR GUYS!" (makes him flinch) haha you flinched
James: oh you shit!
ME: i hit him

by filburt May 20, 2008

Hows Miss Kitty?

A greeting used between women that means the same thing as ,"Hows your hammer hanging?"does to men.
In other words How you doing?,Hows your pussy?,Hows your sex life? all roled into one question.
Comes from the fact that another word for a kitty or cat is a pussy.

Hey,Hows Missy kitty?Hows Miss Kitty?

by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017

hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

Hows your bird?

all it means WATUP!!!

Hows your bird? its flying high!= watup? im straight!

by W.p./T.f December 22, 2008