by Mary McNally June 20, 2006
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'Look its Sarah hawkins' josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. His girlfriend trails behind him quiet. Josh then turns on the computer . The skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours pass and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. The first date is over. And josh looks at the blank screen, the manga porn comes on.....Saturday night success.
Velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon porn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety.....
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'Look its Sarah hawkins' josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. His girlfriend trails behind him quiet. Josh then turns on the computer . The skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours pass and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. The first date is over. And josh looks at the blank screen, the manga porn comes on.....Saturday night success.
Velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon porn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety.....
#velma 2014
by DJ rawfilthMcNuggetSUpernOOdle February 6, 2014
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putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007
Get the the hawkins mug.a character from the popular children's book, "Treasure Island". also a nickname for someone who wears their hair in a low pony-tail, held with a luxuriant red ribbon.
JOHN- look as that tink over there with the pony-tail johns!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!
by Jim Hawkins November 15, 2006
Get the Jim Hawkins mug.1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011
Get the hardass hawkins mug.One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 7, 2005
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