When you are fucking Scotty bareback while he's tied up like a hog at Christmas dinner and he's so oiled up that you can't even grab onto his large love handles.
by Dr Michael Snyder December 16, 2024
Get the Hamas Stylemug. A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.
Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.
Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.
Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.
by RealKeeper July 23, 2025
Get the Hamasmug. A radical terrorist organization, banned in countries such as Australia, Canada, the European Union, Japan, Israel, the Organization of American States, Paraguay, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom.
On October 7, HAMAS terrorists waged the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust — slaughtering babies, raping women, burning whole families alive, and taking hundreds of innocent civilians hostage. Since October 7, more than 1,200 Israelis have been killed.
by @neveroctober7 February 14, 2024
Get the Hamasmug. TO SLAUGHTER.
INJUSTICE.
ROBBERY.
HAMAS a Foreign Terrorist Organization.
HAMAS massacres and is responsible for the deaths of civilians in Gaza.
On October 7, 2023 over 2,500 Hamas terrorists invaded Israel by land, air and sea, slaughtering 1,400 people, a majority of them civilians, and abducting 230 people including 30 children. The youngest is nine months old. Entire families were wiped out in their homes, and over 260 were massacred at an outdoor music festival.
HAMAS controls the citizens of Gaza through terror.
HAMAS receives funding from the state of Qatar.
HAMAS builds terror tunnels with Qatari support and money.
HAMAS is taking over the world and is receiving support through the transfer of funds to citizens around the world through social networks.
HAMAS is taking over the world by soliciting minors and innocent citizens to demonstrate in the name of "Palestine" - a name they invented for the citizens of the Gaza Strip controlled by them.
HAMAS IS Whipping out entire communities.
INJUSTICE.
ROBBERY.
HAMAS a Foreign Terrorist Organization.
HAMAS massacres and is responsible for the deaths of civilians in Gaza.
On October 7, 2023 over 2,500 Hamas terrorists invaded Israel by land, air and sea, slaughtering 1,400 people, a majority of them civilians, and abducting 230 people including 30 children. The youngest is nine months old. Entire families were wiped out in their homes, and over 260 were massacred at an outdoor music festival.
HAMAS controls the citizens of Gaza through terror.
HAMAS receives funding from the state of Qatar.
HAMAS builds terror tunnels with Qatari support and money.
HAMAS is taking over the world and is receiving support through the transfer of funds to citizens around the world through social networks.
HAMAS is taking over the world by soliciting minors and innocent citizens to demonstrate in the name of "Palestine" - a name they invented for the citizens of the Gaza Strip controlled by them.
HAMAS IS Whipping out entire communities.
by ISISHAM January 24, 2024
Get the HAMASmug. A military resistance group in Palestine, that aims to liberate Palestine from the barbaric occupation by "isreal".
Adam: Hamas is a resistance force unlike how the crappy media frames it, Have You seen how well fed and taken care of the hostages released by Hamas were?
Julia: Yes! unlike the hostages released by "isreal", that -btw- were taken out of there homes and detained without trial, a lot of them are children under 18.
Adam: this is disgusting, I hope that the world will wake up some day.
Julia: Yes! unlike the hostages released by "isreal", that -btw- were taken out of there homes and detained without trial, a lot of them are children under 18.
Adam: this is disgusting, I hope that the world will wake up some day.
by MC ABDUL is a legend December 23, 2023
Get the Hamasmug. An actual angel.
I'm starting to doubt that she's even a human being an extremely sweet, cute and really gorgeous girl. 11/10 wouldn't recommend because she's for sure already taken. She might have a big mouth talking shit about herself but at the end of the day, she knows shes the prettiest the most good looking and the cutest girl on this planet.
Just one bad thing that I kinda don't like in her it's the fact that shes causing global warming if you see this like maybe stop being that hot I want to live man.
I'm starting to doubt that she's even a human being an extremely sweet, cute and really gorgeous girl. 11/10 wouldn't recommend because she's for sure already taken. She might have a big mouth talking shit about herself but at the end of the day, she knows shes the prettiest the most good looking and the cutest girl on this planet.
Just one bad thing that I kinda don't like in her it's the fact that shes causing global warming if you see this like maybe stop being that hot I want to live man.
by shaloomman October 27, 2019
Get the Ariana Hamamug. If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
Get the Hamas tunnelsmug.