Hallmark baby

Someone born early to mid November as a result of a Valentine's Day booty call.

"We're all going to celebrate one big party for the four of us, it looks like I'm not the only Hallmark baby!"

by Pu Pu Lang January 3, 2007

hallmalarky

When a conversation becomes too mushy for comfort.

"You know, before we all head back home, I just want to say I'm really happy we all became friends this summer. It's been amazing."

"Yeah this really has been the best summer of my life. I'm closer to all of you than to friends I've known my whole life."

"Really, I am so grateful for having you all in my life. You've given me gifts I'll take with me always. I hope we stay friends forever."

"Now I know the meaning of true friendship. You are all so precious to me, each of you is a perfect diamond, and together we are a shimmering diamond ring."

"Alright, enough of this hallmalarky... let's smoke a bowl and fire up the x-box."

by squidlayo September 12, 2009

Hallmarketed

When a subpopulation that had not previously been considered a significant target market has a section of the Hallmark card display rack devoted to it. i.e. half - sibling birthday cards, and foster child anniversary charms.

I was surprised to find a section of Nurse's Week cards at Walgreens, and realized that we'd been Hallmarketed.

by RANTmaster SD March 31, 2015

Hallmarkian

Someone who does nothing but watch Hallmark channel and nothing else

You're a hallmarkian

by Bear man mc gun July 4, 2022

Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

Andrew Hillman Dallas

Means an amazing sold person that takes care of his friends and family. Your won’t find anyone nicer or more solid in the United States of America. Andrew Jonathan Hillman a.k.a. Andrew Hillman is amazing

Andrew Hillman Dallas, Texas is amazing.

by ajhillman October 19, 2022

Andrew Jonathan Hillman

Is a nice Jewish boy who is a family man and takes care of his family and friends and never gives up and is a very solid member of the Hillman family.

Andrew Hillman is a solid dude. A.K.A. Andrew Jonathan Hillman is to be trusted.

by DfwCares May 8, 2022