love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.

his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!

by eeemart December 3, 2009

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Haggasfeld

Being mildly retarded, dyslexic and ha-goose involving oneself in the most retarded of situation-aments.

Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.

"Yo Haggasfeld ship me an eel"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"

by Sally M Perc December 25, 2009

Chief Haggisbomb

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.

Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.

by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013

Haggie

Scottish slang for a slag

Yo that's girl is a right haggie
'Said with a Scottish accent'

by CYB3R_XD January 7, 2017

hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

by monkey40 July 25, 2009

haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

by radmax May 22, 2005