Gwyneth

A lovely person. Full of joy and internally complex, there's rarely a dull moment with them around.

That Gwyneth is amazing!

by Eoats August 30, 2021

Gwyneth N

Blondie with a Marylin Monroe appeal. Stunning eyes and is super loyal.

That girl over there, is Gwyneth N

by StopStealingMy Users May 30, 2022

gynephilic

A person who is sexually attracted to women.

John is sexually attracted to women. He's gynephilic.

by Cataleen November 27, 2012

gyneherpasyphillaids

Thats what you get when you fuck one of those skanky hookers down on the waterfront Williamsburg Brooklyn. Often it is what the Orthodox Jewish men bring home to their wives when they screw these disgusting disease breeders

Saul: "Hey Moishe, I havent seen you in a while, wanna go schtup' a hoochie by Grand Street Park"

Moishe: "Oy Vey Saul, I cant, I got gyneherpasyphillaids and my ballcocks fell off!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

a gwyneth

A female who thinks she is intelligent when, in fact, she is very, very stupid; lives an incredibly easy life although she thinks she actually has a demanding schedule; thinks her 's#!t don't stink' both because of her rampant narcissism and because of her 'ultra cool' diet.

That woman spends most of her time at the gym which she considers to be as difficult as working a 9-5 job. She's such a gwyneth.

by VeritasHurts May 11, 2014

Gwyneth

She enjoys eating over anything else in the whole entire world. She is manipulative and rude to her family. Thinks she is better than everyone else but that is not true whatsoever. SASSY!! <But not in a good way. You can say hi but do so with precaution!

That Gwyneth over there is giving me really bad anxiety.

by Roba Bobba April 18, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow

Quite possibly the biggest MILF of all time...

Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!

by Mr. Birdy April 9, 2011