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A female who thinks she is intelligent when, in fact, she is very, very stupid; lives an incredibly easy life although she thinks she actually has a demanding schedule; thinks her 's#!t don't stink' both because of her rampant narcissism and because of her 'ultra cool' diet.
That woman spends most of her time at the gym which she considers to be as difficult as working a 9-5 job. She's such a gwyneth.
by VeritasHurts March 29, 2014
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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