The act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and masturbate furiously.
Shit, John was so glistle today that I couldn't help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.
by Andro Ice Juice October 6, 2007
Get the Glistle mug.Gelised is used to describe someone’s condition when they are inebriated to a point of being unable to carry out simple tasks. This can be during the night of drinking or the day after. Quite often is is obvious to sober onlookers that you are Gelised.
I’m struggling to hold it together this morning, I was well gelised last night.
Have you seen that guy at the bar, he’ll be thrown out soon, he looks well Gelised.
Have you seen that guy at the bar, he’ll be thrown out soon, he looks well Gelised.
by Tyrone_stella-fella May 31, 2023
Get the Gelised mug.An accidental fart at the gym -- usually silent and occuring when it's hot and crowded -- creating a thick, pungent, unpleasant pocket of air during a moment of physical exertion. Commonly occuring near the treadmills.
The gymission of the girl on the treadmill near the drinking fountain made filling up my water bottle an unsavory experience.
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Get the Gytis mug.One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
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