A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

Cape Cod gumball machine by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023

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tijuana gumball

oral sex with a condom. condom left in tijuana hookers mouth.

whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!

tijuana gumball by scotty-d November 28, 2006

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gumball gargle

when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.

Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!

gumball gargle by Almalphia September 30, 2010

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Gumballz

You get your girl to chew some mint flavoured gum before she sucks on your balls

Gumballz
I.e.
Will: dude last night I got Bronwyn to chew some gum before she sucked on my balls and now they're fresher than my breath
Theodor: wow dude gumballz sound amazing. I should really let Lara try that some time.

Gumballz by TheGreatAndPowerfulPeeny September 15, 2018

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