pillow grilled

When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.

I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.

My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.

by AlexJenna February 29, 2008

Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

Grilled Charlie

Peanut butter outside, butter inside, chocolate inside, cheese outside.

“A Grilled Charlie has peanutbutter last! Peanutbutter outside, chocolate inside! Butter inside, cheese outside!”-Charlie day

by ChemicalALi January 14, 2009

The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.

My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.

by SCPEACH84 March 15, 2016

Guilherme

a cool mothafucka;

That Guilherme dude has a strange name but is a cool mothafucka!

by Rancidid January 13, 2009

Jizzy Gillespie

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.

"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."

by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015