Guinness Monster

This refers to your Fecal mass (Poo) the day after a Guinness bender which is black and quite scary and should be known as a guiness monster

"Dude I just unleashed a guinness monster all over the bowl"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006

Guinness Slump

n.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)

1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.

1.
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!

by Sweettooth187 February 27, 2009

Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 18, 2005

Guinness

The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes...

Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"

Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?"
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."

by Lil Miss Magic July 3, 2009

Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.

"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!

by Donut! February 19, 2009

Guinness shits

When ya drink a pint of the beauty elixir and spend your next 2 years on the toilet

Person 1: Have you seen Tommy? Haven’t heard from him in ages
Person 2: Oh Tommy? Oh man, he’s got the Guinness shits
Person 1: oh fuck rip him then

by Smartass Irish Bitch May 3, 2018

Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex

1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!

by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009