Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

glamour of evil

When a villain is so glamourous and fabulous that no one stands a chance at defeating them

-"Wow man did you see how much of a badass that villain was?"
-"Ya they are the glamour of evil"

by willow_17 March 13, 2015

glamour photographer

A glamour photographer is a big bellied, bald headed uncle running after bimbos with a massive camera.

A glamour photographer has posted an advert a for a glamour model for a professional boudoir shoot, no experience needed.

by [e-mail] September 23, 2017

gamonkey

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

Gamon

Gamon means the person is phony, full of shit or basically has no idea.

Friend 1: That Jack, he talks shit.
Friend 2: Yeah, he is a gamon cunt.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

glamorous

What every girl on Myspace think she is, thanks to Fergie.

I'm glamourous! Glamourous! Glamorous! G-L-A-M-O-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007