Grindel Swap

The act of going behind a man (random or acquaintence) and jiggling his balls. This could be sneaky, out in the open, or an act of retaliation. No homo.

Man 1: What happened? Why do you look so surprised?
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.

by TheNester January 27, 2010

grindelwald

The first Dark Lord within memory in the Potter-verse. Described in the book as having golden curls and being quite good-looking, and was apparently young Albus Dumbledore's best friend with whom he plotted Muggle domination. Stole the Elder Wand (see HP 7: The Deathly Hallows), the least of the Deathly Hallows. Defeated by the same Albus Dumbledore that was his best friend.

Grindelwald was defeated by Albus Dumbledore prior to the second Dark Lord, Tom Riddle.

by Heyday August 13, 2007

grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

Grey Grundel

It is your "gooch" or "taint" after weeks of not showering. It becomes a greyish color due to the lint build-up and hardens due to accumulation of crusty sweat. It becomes very itchy and bares a striking resemblence to Destro, villian from G.I. Joe. Nothing is smellier or is more of a nusance to any G.I. Joe on the job, then your sweaty taint in the summertime.

Fuck. My grey grundels actin' up. It's crustier than my girlfriend's asshole after a week long cream pie.

My girlfriend just ate out my grey grundel and she looks like she just ate the icing off of a Destro themed birthday cake.

by Destro the Grey March 13, 2009

Grondelish

Used largely in suburban white culture, referring to something of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature.

Dude, Drew, that pita was fucking grondelish, sick pick.

by A Flesh March 25, 2009

Grundel Nugget

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.

Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.

by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011

Grindelsexual

Someone who is in love with Gellert Grindelwald from Harry Potter series.

Hey! What is your sexuality? I am Grindelsexual!

by lolalia December 30, 2020