gloommate

n.
A person, that listens to emo music, with whom one shares a room or rooms.

"God damn it! My gloommate is listening to Taking Back Sunday again!"

by Gandhiroot May 25, 2006

grammateur

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

by chawalte January 31, 2010

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

roommate

the most annoying fucker ever

my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

roommate

1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.

2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.

3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.

1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.

2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"

3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

roommateism

Being a good roommate, and just being a respectful person when living with another. Roommates who take part in keeping the apartment or living space clean and contribute to make living easier.

Now that's good roommateism (when refering to one roommate positively communicating with another)

by Skreebo February 15, 2006

Growmate

A growmate is partner you grow to like and love as your time together lengthens.

Suzy Q " Hey Derick, have you found your soulmate yet?"

Derick " f*+k a soulmateSuzy Q, I'm looking for my Growmate"

by DeeAlien October 3, 2017