Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

Ada Gronick

An exclamation of surprise, shock, pain or anger. A mild replacement for such phrases as "Jesus Christ!!", "F**king hell!!" and "Holy S**t!!". Also a character in the film "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

Friend 1: "Are you alright?"
Friend 2: "No, I just trapped my hand in the door"
Friend 1: "Oooo, Ada Gronick!! That must have hurt!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien February 23, 2008

Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017

Gronicles

Sea faring slang for testicles.

If you hear "Hang him off the yardarm by his Gronicles", someone is in deep trouble.

by Whls3 November 30, 2010

gronkish

A person who has lost a lot of weight recently at the gym and is constantly talking about the gym and lifting, who creates instagram pages and posts videos of himself. Then builds a massive ego and does the most stupid things.

That guy over there has been a gronkish lately.

by the big os April 15, 2016

Gonjitis

When you want to get high and it makes you feel like it's a disease cause of how strong it is

"I wanna get high bro" let's get gonjitis

by Big nug March 5, 2017

Gronnie

A gronnie is a group of two girls that you see everyday.

I always see Gronnie when I’m at school.

by gronniejessyas May 29, 2018