Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.

The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.

by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

Gromelette

An omelette made with gravy granules, chilli and butter. Excellent hangover cure, first created on New Year's day 2010.

I was totally wasted, so I rustled up a gromelette and sobered right the fuck up.

by Midnight Baker December 31, 2009

grommet

Vaginal orifice.

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.

by dandi December 19, 2003

grommet

a sexy little surfer..... NEWBIE!

"look at that grommet go"

by Brooksy February 29, 2004

Grommet

A FUCKING NEWBIE.....a person who is new at what hes doin'

what the f*ck u f*cking grommet.....GET OUT OF HERE!!!

by Tha Porgeman October 30, 2003

grommet

grommet a person who try to use everyone they can for anything they can money drugs alcohol cigarettes anything until you beat them up or drop them on side of the road by qtsmooth James k Malantonio 10-9-1981

this person is a grommet and is driving me nuts

by master of this galaxy July 12, 2016