Greggnancy

Large weight gain caused by over indulgence of Greggs, causing similar appearance to pregnancy.

I broke the bed when I jumped on it during my Greggnancy

by Shannon Matthews April 21, 2017

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018

Gregging

1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.

2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.

3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.

Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?

John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.

by 9B10 Words March 20, 2019

Gregging

To Greg is to take a long time to do something.

Phil was really Gregging in a game of Mole Patrol

by Swildo January 6, 2021

greggins

Greggins standard issue over stretched leggings that most fat women wear when queuing for greggs sausage rolls in hinckley

“Look at them fat birds getting some more sausage rolls in there greggins!!

by WAAARRTBOY April 26, 2021

Greggnauting

Greggnauting is reffered to when two older gentlemen touch tips and one of them wraps the others penis with his forskin. Keeping it warm, he then blows air into it like a balloon until fully covering each body . The first to suffocate.

Larry ya sexy bitch, wanna come greggnauting at shambs this year.

by Yamamsflaps July 1, 2022

Gregging about

To be extremely lazy and not get anything done

"Yo Greg stop Gregging about man, the boss wont be happy"

by Greg McGreggypants October 15, 2022