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East Greenwich 

Actually the best town in Rhode Island, the richest, and smartest. Full of wealthy,hard-working people such as many doctors, lawyers, celebrities, and professional athletes(also home of the Governor) who live in some of the nicest houses in RI. Being the richest town in Rhode Island is not a bad thing, just badly stereotyped by people that are jealous. In EG, the "townies" act all poor and ghetto, but they really aren't. They just happen to be not as rich as most EG people. East Greenwich High School has the top test scores in RI year after year, and is repeatedly named the best HS in RI. Even though EGHS is small, the EG Avengers compete well in RI in every sport, against schools of all sizes. Barrington and NK are EG wanna-be's. EG is really not elitist or snobby, everyone just says it is so they complain/be jealous, like people from North Kingstown and Coventry.

There are 2 types of Rhode Islanders: Those who live in East Greenwich, and those who wish they lived in East Greenwich
NK kid: Where are you from?
EG kid: East Greenwich
NK: Rich snobby bastard.
EG: Someone's jealous...don't you have some weed to be smoking?
East Greenwich by Go Avengers September 6, 2008
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East Greenwich 

Small town in Rhode Island typically stereotyped as being rich, spoiled, bratty, unfriendly, and elitist, but is only made that way by the people who whine about how EG sucks all the time. The school's mascot is the "Avenger", a guy in armor on a horse with a sword.
Jane Doe: Oh my GAWD, I hate East Greenwich, everyone is so snotty and rude and stupid...and oh my gawd did you see that ugly jacket whatshername was wearing?!?! I think I'll spread nasty rumors about her and be surprised when people call me a catty gossip.
East Greenwich by Anonymousss December 28, 2005

greenwich ebonics

Greenwich Ebonics is the unofficial slang language spoken in Greenwich, Connecticut. Well-used and popular within Greenwich High School, Greenwich's 2,700-student public senior high school, this language is virtually impossible to understand unless you are from greenwich.
Here are some key terms:

biddy- slightly derogatory slang term for a girl
dank- awesome/powerful; potent
get nice- to succeed or be talented at something
hooksit- used in a variety of ways...
mad- used like "chill", or "cool"
nugs- joints/drugs
swilled- drunk

to further understand this puzzling language, check out this mad video by copying and pasting the following link into your browser. it gets nice, biddy.

www.gtownfilms.com ("Greenwich Ebonics" is in the short films category)
I speak greenwich ebonics: "let's get mad swilled with some biddies tonight."
- "Hooksit, man. I got some dank nugs with me. let's get mad nice".

east greenwich 

Small town in RI where you can't go anywhere without knowing someone. Parents are afraid to let their kids go to Providence because there are too many "stabbings and gun shootings" there. In EGHS, no one talks to someone their not friends with, no one says hello to an only an aquantaince. The cheapest house to buy is 400,000 and its not even new. Teens here are so wealthy that they pretend theyre not by getting high and drunk every night-and their parents give them the money to do so. Barrington thinks theyre EG, but EG has the A+ test scores.
Ashlee- Hey mom I'm going to a party at Kyle's tonight in east greenwich.
Mom- Oh I like Kyle he's cute, do you want me to give you some money for anything? Is $150 okay for tonight?

*at Kyles*
Kyles mom- okay which pair's up next for beer pong?
east greenwich by Ashlee* September 21, 2005
A town in Connecticut about which certain people who don't live there love to make generalizations in order to feel better about (or simply mask) how white, privileged, racist, and stuck up they themselves are.

Greenwich is actually home to a wide variety of people. Its working class quarried the stones that built the Brooklyn Bridge. Greenwich residents have served in all America's major wars from the Revolution to Iraq. In fact, a Greenwich man was the first American soldier to die in World War I.

Sure, I could go on a long rant about the town's many faults, but it's home. Unless you've lived there, shut the fuck up.
"Wow - everyone who lives in Greenwich evidently rides flying Ferraris made of solid gold mined by African children and powered by the tears of displaced Native Americans. Guess I can absolve myself of all my white guilt now."
greenwich by Dusty N May 1, 2008
A place in London, England that all the worlds time is centered around (GMT-greenwich meantime).
British summertime is when the clocks are put forward.
Greenwich is (GMT)
France is (GMT +1)
Greenwich by your_lady_disdain October 19, 2008

Greenwich, CT 

Ok, I'll admit, some places in Greenwich can be fucked up. And I live in one of those neigorhoods where the kids there get everything they want handed to them. Those people who think Greenwich are full of preppy rich kids clearly haven't been to the more modest neighborhoods (i.e North Mianus, Byram, Glennville) where the families and kids are hard working people and really nice. Im just saying, dont hate becasue not everyone is filthy rich in this town.
Greenwich, CT:
Back-counrty: SOME filthy rich kids
Byram, Glennville, North Mianus, Riverside, OG:HARDLY ANY rich kids
Greenwich, CT by emswhiteboy October 8, 2012