I gotta step outside

What a person says when they have to go outside and poot.

Man, I gotta step outside and poot.

by TBoneHSHS December 3, 2005

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You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat

A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.

"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger

"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P

"Genius" - Ginger

by Pashley September 19, 2012

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gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.

Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"

by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020

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Gotty Scomez

Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.

One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.

- The Gorilla from Warzone

Gotty Scomez is a heroic hockey player from Alaska

by BudBailey September 12, 2022