goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009

goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

Goonabi

A very universal word. Used to describe very good things.

1. "Mom, can you make me a goonabi meal?"
2. "Tonight is going to be a goonabi night."

by Chubies April 19, 2009

Goongalass

Another word for either a dull or short-sighted person (generally someone who doesn’t think ahead).

“Craig is a real goongalass for getting back with his ex.”
“My goongalass teacher just assigned us a third project in the same week.”

by Ouedouard November 9, 2021

goonah

I a Big Shit, almost beastly like

WOW jed you really really stink like shit go and have a shower you stinky bastard WHAT A GOONAH

by The Masta Goonah September 6, 2006

goonsack

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006