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Gluttonomous System

An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.
Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!
by bdceigal May 13, 2011
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glutenhardo

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them
dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo
by Urmomispoo69 March 2, 2019
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Slum Glutton

A person who has an unfathomable desire to eat up emcees and consume massive amounts of high end hip hop flavour.
Slum Glutton is a beast on the Mic he keeps it grimey as fuck.
by Glutton4grime September 15, 2019
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Gluttoneous

Narendra: Damn Lorenzo! You came in here and ate EVERYTHING in my fridge!
Lorenzo: Damn I'm GLUTTONEOUS!
by Narendra Sharma November 18, 2002
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glutened

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.
INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!
by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016
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glutton

a glutton is a overeater
someone who eats alot of food a day may be a glutton
by freshprince February 11, 2005
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gluten tag polen

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