glen beck 

1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your shit,

4) to go fucking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye

Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night

Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.

glen beck by oilcan905 October 7, 2009

Glenn Becked 

The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned.

Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View

Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.

Glenn Becked by CarlosTheJackal May 20, 2009

glenn-becked 

To ask someone to prove a negative.

'glenn-becked': as in being asked to disprove a negative which originated in a lie.

President Barack Obama was 'glenn-becked' when he was accused or being a racist by Beck, or having to go to the trouble to disprove something patently false, as was the claim that he was not a 'native born' citizen, the lie was first thrown in planet 'Right Wing' back in the 2008 Presidential campaign.

The claim was totally proved as spurious, but the damage was already done, right winger extremists who listen to these shock jocks, Beck, Limbaugh, Savage, et al, wholeheartedly believed the lie and have been repeating it ever since.

So, Obama has been 'Glenn-Becked' several times.

Coming full circle, Glenn Beck himself is being 'glenn-becked' by being asked that he disprove the internet rumor that he raped and killed a girl in 1990

glenn-becked by one more someone else September 11, 2009

Glenn Becked 

To make a connection based on logical fallacies.

Jon Stewart "Glenn Becked" Sarah Palin last night - he determined she's a Russian spy because she likes to wear red, chases moose (like Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show) and calls herself a momma grizzly (Russia's symbol is the bear!).

Glenn Becked by CandyLiz2003 February 22, 2011

glennbeckian 

often large in scale, characterized by John Birch Society paranoia, confusion of historical facts, latent racism, and sprinkled with ideas plagiarized from fringe religious authors, may be frantic and emotional or tearful with little or no rational basis

That crackpot conspiracy theory of yours is glennbeckian in proportion.

glennbeckian by fb47 February 25, 2011

glennbecking 

to state that you want to kill someone in public.

Joe: I want to kill my English teacher, Mr. Moore.
Frank: Quiet,if someone heard you say that you would get kicked out of school and have a record.
Joe: Oh, I was just glennbecking.

glennbecking by Reagan Santmyer July 24, 2006

Glennbeckistan 

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)

The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.

Glennbeckistan by Glennbeckistani March 5, 2010