Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.

Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.

by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020

Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.

He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.

by Chinyano March 11, 2025

Glazer

Someone who actively ‘glazes’, or a person who partakes in the act of ‘glazing’ quite often.

Person 1: Wow, Sarah is so cool. Her hair is nice and so are her clothes. She has chest skin and looks great in anything. Why is she so funny and amazing all around. Theres nothing Sarah could do to anyone.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.

by anonymoushoe42 October 30, 2023

Glazer

1: Something or someone bad
2: Someone who likes one topic too much (they think it's the best or smth)
3: A dick rider

One Piece isn't even that good, you're such a glazer (2)

by theOGglazer February 22, 2024

Nostalgia Glazer

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth

dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?

some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-

dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer

by Turles811 April 9, 2025

Modi Glazer

A Modi Glazer is the Desi equivalent of a redneck. They believe that Modi's corruption and greed will somehow win them the Crick World Cup. They generally (and wrongly) consider Pakistani occupied Punjab, Sindh, and Gilgit-Baltistan to be "stolen from India". They believe that war against Pakistan is the only way for peace. They often refuse to accept that Pakistan fairly wins cricket matches and supports Modi in his every action.

Joe: Bro, Veer is such a Modi Glazer
Mike: I know, right? It's so annoying.

by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025

BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

by Jon freed August 19, 2023