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Grasshopper love

When a man takes his index finger and thumb and places then on a another man's chest having the nipple inbetween the index finger and thumb. He then gently rolls his fingers back and forth on ethier side of the nipple causing immense pleasure
Alex was in shock from the grasshopper love Nathan gave him.
by Tom Geaslen December 19, 2005
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Glasshole

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep
At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me
by orieisen May 22, 2014
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glasscock

a web link sent to you in email, or posted on a web-board which everyone and their uncle has seen before
as in the girl kissing the penis-shaped golf trophy
by dai July 17, 2003
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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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Glasshole

A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.
Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that."

Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the bus ride!
by Amphii February 20, 2013
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google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground
Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground
by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014
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grasshoppa

A name for a student learning from the master.
"Soon you will learn how to catch this pebble from my palm, grasshoppa"
by saggynutsax May 22, 2014
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