Skip to main content

Girking

Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
mugGet the Girking mug.

Girfenshmurph

1. When you come upon a slight inconvenience
2. When you get very excited for something
Did you hear that Ian Somerhalder died?!”
“GIRFENSHMURPH?! HE WAS MY FAVORITE ACTOR”
by Caroline and Keira May 9, 2021
mugGet the Girfenshmurph mug.
Related Words

girren

Best imessage pool player you’ll ever know
Girren beat me in pool 5 times in a row
by Definitely not girren November 22, 2021
mugGet the girren mug.

Gisken

Gisken is a woman who is sort of annoying. This girl is the definition of a true material girl. She is so sassy and manages to do a hair flip with a very short bob cut. She is very likely to dye her hair. Trust me when i say this, Gisken is a total fan of classical music to impress all the boys with her amazing dance moves. her dance moves might not be perfect but they sure are clingy! This woman can say one word and everyones ears will start bleeding YUCK!
Look at that girl she is such a Gisken! Her dance moves are akward she must be a Gisken! Is that a puprle backpack around her twisted shoulder, that must be a true material Gisken!
by swagSussy February 11, 2022
mugGet the Gisken mug.

Girking Me Around

When someone is too mad at you for no reason, pulling your dick aka girking you around
Guy 1: Bro why the fuck did you kiss my sister

Guy 2: Dude relax, it’s not that serious quit girking me around😅
by MAO918 April 16, 2022
mugGet the Girking Me Around mug.

Gurkenschneider

The Gurkenschneider is an Kitchen tool to slice Gurken 🥒 ,the Gurkenschneider can also be used to slice of that dick of yours.
Iff the Gurkenschneider would cut, we would have salad tonight
by Dezz Gurkenschneider February 5, 2023
mugGet the Gurkenschneider mug.

Gurkengang

The Gurkengang is a Group of retards on the Trash-Talk Discord server.
The Gurkengang has the same IQ as a Meter of Feldweg.
by Dezz Gurkenschneider February 5, 2023
mugGet the Gurkengang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email