by Dave Boffa March 24, 2005
Get the Gillotine mug.1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.
"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."
"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."
"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."
by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011
Get the Gillfordness mug.A metal baton used to whack someone, usually in the knee. Named for the one Jeff Gillooly used when he attacked Nancy Kerrigan.
"Clueless Don just crashed the system again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."
by Old Cy June 6, 2017
Get the Gillooly stick mug.the best of the fucking world. My boy always hooks everyone up with his crib and is the only one in the group that has a fucking ounce of intelligence. Whilst others are studying this n***a here is texting up chicks and watching netflix with ur girl so watch the fuck out for him
by someone not named Gillo November 21, 2021
Get the Gillo mug.Gillda oh Gillda oh where do I start. She is a hard working, kind, caring, & cute person. She might act happy all the but sometimes she just smiles. Gillda likes to game but likes to game with her friends. She loves to listen to music. The kind of guy she likes. Well she likes guys that r caring, kind, & helpful But she also likes strong smexy men, too. She is protective over her friends and will END U if hurt them. She loves rabbits & dragons. She is also a tomboy.
by PEEEEEEEEEEEPS May 11, 2022
Get the Gillda mug.by kpell March 3, 2011
Get the floppy gillopy mug.A Gillo is an extremely incompetent and moronic IT Support technician.
Every tech support team has at least one Gillo working there. They can differ in their characteristics
*A tendency to over exaggerate their job title, then spell it incorrectly on the global directory.
*Insistence that whenever that update/upgrade/downtime happens, they knew about it weeks ago, but didn't tell anyone because they're "only "helpdesk and I'm 1st Line/2nd Line".
*The ability to almost fully disappear up the nearest manager's arse.
*Severe incapability to string together a verbal or written sentence.
*General technical incompetence, with a tendency to leave PC's in a worse state than when he started on them.
*Often utters "Gilloisms", which is like a form of IT Tourettes consisting of random and inaccurate snippets of information.
*Questionable personal hygine at best.
Every tech support team has at least one Gillo working there. They can differ in their characteristics
*A tendency to over exaggerate their job title, then spell it incorrectly on the global directory.
*Insistence that whenever that update/upgrade/downtime happens, they knew about it weeks ago, but didn't tell anyone because they're "only "helpdesk and I'm 1st Line/2nd Line".
*The ability to almost fully disappear up the nearest manager's arse.
*Severe incapability to string together a verbal or written sentence.
*General technical incompetence, with a tendency to leave PC's in a worse state than when he started on them.
*Often utters "Gilloisms", which is like a form of IT Tourettes consisting of random and inaccurate snippets of information.
*Questionable personal hygine at best.
by Gillo April 19, 2005
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