Geographically single

Thinking that being a certain number of miles away means you can cheat.

Many of the soldiers in Iraq think they are geographically single and cheat on their wives.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

GEOGRAPHICALLY DESIRABLE

Someone who you find attractive and would like to hook w/ who feels the same way back that is in walking distance to you place of residence making them that much more desirable.

"Hey, lets fu*k, I live in Beverly Hills."
"Fo sho, I love there too! I can be there in 2 min."

by SVETKA August 14, 2004

geographically-remote-flung

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

Geographic Best Friend

The friend who lives closest to you, therefore making them inherently your best friend when you need a favor.

Don't worry about it, I'll just call my Geographic Best Friend, I just live down the street from him.

by Mathyoufsa December 4, 2010

National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019

geographicly challenged

a nice way of saying that somebody is a fat fuck

"mom, am i fat?"
"no no son, your just geographicly challenged"

by joooooo January 5, 2007

geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 27, 2007