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Gelgamek

A creature from another planet, the majority of which follow Christianity. Gelgamek women have vaginas that are 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Gelgamek women are also featured in the intergalactic hit TV show, "Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"



Aliens from South Park
Gelgameks and giant spiders are accepted symbols of the Christian faith in the Vatican.
by twomintomid April 16, 2009
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gelatafabapellisophilia

The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.
Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans
Person 2: What the fuck?

Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia
by JellyBeanLover621 December 22, 2020
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Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .
that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .
by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020
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geetar

Geetar as in geetar.com is cool. A kind of onomatopoeic way of saying the conventional 'Gui-tar'. Often used in southern states of the U.S through the local dialect, guitar pickers soon picked up on this accented 'Gee'. As an addition to the conventional explanation, the word 'Geet' is also a Hindu word for 'music and creativity' which, in my mind, makes saying 'Geetar' just that little bit more cooler than just 'Guitar'.
I just found an awesome site called www.geetar.com with a free e-book to download.

" Paw, git my Geetar down from the shelf. I feel a heap o' fine pickin' about to happenin' "
by The Geetar Man January 18, 2010
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Gaeltacht

Place in Ireland where the Irish language is still spoken and taught. Found in Donegal and other places in the west of Ireland.
Hell for any one who goes there to learn Irish, great for anyone who likes discos and trips around the country, fun for tourists who find the irish language 'cute'.
1) I'm in a Gaeltacht, get me out of here!
2) I'm in a Gaeltacht, yeay!
3) I'm in a Gaeltacht, take my photo!
by Cailín beag June 19, 2003
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Gelato

Italian ice cream, obviously of Italian origin. Although it is loosely called "ice cream", it does pose differences in how it is made and tastes.

The 3 main differences between gelato and ice cream are:

1- Gelato is made with milk, not cream like ice cream. This often gives gelato a more robust flavor than ice cream, as the extra fat from the cream in ice cream can dull the flavor in it.

2- Gelato is churned less than ice cream, so it has much less air in it than ice cream. This lack of extra air in it in return leaves it with a much denser/thicker texture, which often leads people to think it's creamier and richer than ice cream (although there's no cream in it! :P).

3- Gelato is usually stored at a slightly warmer temperature than ice cream, which makes it a bit softer than ice cream, (again making it taste richer/creamier).

Overall, gelato is nowhere near as prominent as ice cream, but is a very nice treat when available. If you havn't already tried this before, I would highly recommend you try it if you get the chance to. It's most commonly found in authentic Italian resturants. Gelato can also be made with water and alcohol (then called sorbetto) instead of milk.
Josh: Hey, do you wanna go get some ice cream?, I could really go for some.

Joe: Naw, let's try some gelato instead, it tastes a lot yummier!

Josh: Ok.
by skyx December 17, 2008
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geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!
by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
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