Navel-Gazing

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013

Naval Gazing

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013

penis gazing

The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.

Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.

Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.

by CJ DUB May 22, 2008

Naval gazing

Excessive introspection.
Too into themselves to notice anyone else.

Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause he's so in love with himself

by kimity May 20, 2009

navel-gazing

Negative or excessive self-contemplation, often the focus is on you and not others, when making a point or offering an opinion.

Canadians often engage in navel-gazing, always second-guessing themselves about their identity; the proud statement of their Canadian uniqueness nearly always includes a slight against Americans for their excessive patriotism.

by rrromano January 14, 2009

Meat Gazing

to watch or stare at male body parts, particularly the genital area.

guy: all of those girls were meat gazing in hollister today.
girlfriend: bitches

by hepnerd March 29, 2010

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017