penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 6, 2010

gravity storm

1. Randomly tripping over nothing or one's own feet
2. Randomly falling over due to inebriation. Term originally coined by musician Jimmy Buffet.

1. Josh was walking down the street when he fell to the ground due to a freak gravity storm.
2. Andy was so trashed that he was bound to experience a gravity storm at some point.

by Joe-shwa May 10, 2007

gravitowned

The act of getting owned by gravity.

"That bitch fell right off that!
Yeah she got GRAVITOWNED!!!"

by iNSANEKiLL3R July 20, 2007

Gravity Ducking

The act of not doing work at all in a ICT Class

"Hey John lets start gravity ducking"
"Okay Timmy"

by John Brickmen March 11, 2013

gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

garbitch

Any garbage can full of bitches. A dumpster where bitches are dropped in. Anyone that is so bitchy they've deemed themselves worthless like garbage.

That tall, flat-chested blonde is such a bitch. She turns her back to people when they try and talk to her with her nose stuck up high. She makes a point to walk the other way if she sees someone "inferior" walking towards her in a hallway. It is regrettable for anyone meeting someone like that. What a piece of garbitch. People like that belong in the garbitch.

by BHart July 15, 2011