guitar 

one of the best, and most popular instruments in the world. many of the worls most famous musicians are guitarists, like Jimi Hendrix. Everyones heard of him, right?

there are also some variations like the bass and 7 or 12 string versions

(at a concert)
guy 1: that solo looks easy, man
guy 2: anyone here tonight could play that, coz everyone plays guitar!

guitar by mo June 17, 2006

guitar 

the ultamite sex and STD magnet

fanboy 1: dude dave is a dam guitar god, he gets so much ass from his skills

fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)

groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

guitar by michaelasdue June 26, 2008

Guitar 

A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten

-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-sweet
-i know rock on man

Guitar by Collin Foster January 12, 2008

Guitar 

A guitar is the sexiest instrument ever. Chicks dig guitars.
It is also a stringed musical instrument with a long, fretted neck, a flat, somewhat violinlike body, and typically six strings, which are plucked with the fingers or with a plectrum.
And A musical instrument having a flat-backed rounded body that narrows in the middle, a long fretted neck, and usually six strings, played by strumming or plucking.

Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest, for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.

Guitar by Bigsmiles24 November 3, 2009

guitar 

An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.

Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.

guitar by god's disciple. September 15, 2010

guitar 

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

guitar by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Guitar 

A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.

I have purchased a brand new guitar.

Guitar by Slice January 29, 2003