Guardian Triangle

When Guardian Angels have been taken over by floating triangles, in which only spiritual people can see.

They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.

Spiritual child: "May your Guardian Triangle watch over you."

Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

guardian stranger

1. A stalker.

2. Someone who is anonymous and knows way too much about someone else.

3. A creeper.

He knows too much about her and watches her from a distance. He is her guardian stranger.

by youareastrangeridontknowyou December 26, 2011

guardian-dooring

The act of doing a guardian door in Daemonheim in RuneScape.

Can be abbreviated as "g-ding".

Commonly just referred to as just 'doing a guardian door', but professional dungeoneerers use this term instead to save time when typing.

Player 1: Gtgd, help with guardian-dooring
Players 2-5: Omw

by Duf May 7, 2013

Guardian Tales

An amazing mobile game created by Kakao Games. A link to the past styled one where you explore dungeons, save the world and unlock sexy women.

My man George: I just played Guardian Tales, it was awesome!

by BattleHours September 15, 2022

guardian angel

A sober friend that watches over you and doesn't leave you alone when your completely drunk and/or high

Guy #1: Yo you want to bend an elbow?
Guy #2: Nah I'm straight...I'm Skylar's guardian angel.
Guy #1: Oh true haha...she's messed up.

by skylarweston November 26, 2013

guardian asshole

An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.

"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."

"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."

by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014

Guardian Stalker

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.

Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*

by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018