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Chinese Greenlight

It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.

One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*

All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
by Omega, Quail, Fox. January 22, 2010
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Greenlumps

Small green lumps, constructed of unidentified, allergy induced matter of dubious nature.

Their natural habitat is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers to have a deep aversion to anything bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey and soda.

It also causes one's breath to become extremely toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything with less than three legs.

A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior to a possible meeting.
"That nun tried to give me a peppermint."
"Really? Perhaps she has greenlumps!"

"Sorry Alf!"

"Nonsense, you've had quite enough!"
by CharlesGlass July 16, 2009
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permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS
"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."
by Jake and Will May 30, 2006
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Greenlit

American prison term. It means person will be shanked in the shower. Bleeding out before guards even notice that he was late for the breakfast.
This shithead got greenlit yesterday.
by TheShield May 27, 2009
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greenlemon

Defining a new social class.
Someone with a zesty character, easy going, good taste in everything.
A combination of green & Lemon.
Very different from Lime.
Isn't he/she such a 'greenlemon'
- he or she is a cool person
by greenlemon April 19, 2008
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greenlegocats123

Greenlegoscats is a youtuber at around 300 000 subscribers. Greenlegocats123 is mostly uploading videos where he trolls roblox players, often in meeting servers, like cafes and roleplaying servers. Some of his content is also about theories, and funny grammar wrongs.

Even if unfortunately most known for his community he can't really control, when they troll and even threat innocent people.
In some of his videos, greenlegocats123 uses hacks / exploits given by Citizen or TypicalModders. He is getting banned in roblox for this reason.

Most of his videos is often about ODers (onlinedaters)
by Oof 1u73276268 May 4, 2020
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Legolas Greenleaf

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.
Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004
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