glitched

to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.

dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)

by camfletch November 04, 2010

Glitch

Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.

Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!

by Pauly T November 13, 2003

glitch

a very broad term meaning cool and awesome.
to describe something cool and awesome (glitchy)

Sam: "I got some new headphones, they're glitchy."

by The smart brunette June 05, 2009

Glitch

The word glitch is a mix of two words- ugly and bitch. So if you call someone a glitch you are calling them an ugly bitch.

That glitch stole my money.

by Somechildontheinternet January 09, 2017

glitch

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

by Judge Fudge January 02, 2005

Glitched

It depends on the individual. If describing it about someone outfit in a good way. you'd say they're glitched out; unfair to say in a good way. If you're saying someone is being glitched or glitchy, they're either envious of you or backdooring you.

Yo fit glitched out.
Mfers been acting glitchy lately.

by Gdgiles July 20, 2020

Glitch

An insult that originated from Allie's stupid claim that the same commercial aired twice in a row is "a glitch in the matrix".

Shut up, you glitch!

by Amelia Q November 15, 2004