Girl

Stands for, "Guy in Real Life."

Some people believe that a second gender called 'girls' exist; mainly because many online video games allow them as a character. The acronym is used to remind people of their nonexistence - or to fix up confusion if someone thinks a girl character is actually a girl.

Girl by Emper July 1, 2012

girl

A young female from birth to age 18. The opposite of a boy.

Socialized to be sensitive, nurturing, and friendly. Far too often disrespected and abused by males (be it peers or adults).

Also known as a lass, maid, maiden, or damsel in poetry... not so anymore.

"Girl" once referred to a child of either sex, with "knave girl" referring to a male and "gay girl" referring to a female (ironically, little did the English know that it would later refer to a young lesbian).

Louisa May Alcott wrote with no ambiguatity whatsoever in "Little Women"; "As Mrs March would think, what can you do with four gay girls in the house?"

girl by Lorelili January 13, 2008

Girl

Someone who is totally underestimated, a girl has to go through so much physically (periods, puberty, pregnancy, birth) and then people force them to be perfect (body shape, size, weight, looks, and so much more) Girls are humans too, we have just as many thoughts and feelings as boys. We are people not objects, so treat us like it you jerks!

Guy 1: Ew, look at that girl over there! Girls are so dumb, they think they have it so bad
Guy 2: I know, but look at her body! I'm gonna pretend to love her so I can get close to her if you know what I mean
Guy 3: Hey! Shut up you jerks! How come since girls suffer, they have to suffer even more!?
Guy 1 & 2: Oh, yeah. I guess...

Girl by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021

girl

Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.

Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.

Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.

Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.

Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.

Evil: My 2nd girlfriend. A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.

Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".

Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.

girl by Durel January 1, 2006

Girl

a gender that will break your heart. they will lead you on, say they love you, and make you feel awesome. but in the end, its all a lie.

Girl: I dont love you anymore.
Boy: Youre a real girl.

Girl by fucklife123 January 23, 2011

Girl

Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...

Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"

Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.

And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.

Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...

Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...

I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"

Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*

Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*

Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)

Girl: "why do you care?"

*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*

BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...

Girl by ThaRealestNigga January 1, 2009

girl

1) a malicious fiend that will rip your heart out and most likely shit on it too

2) the gender that blows everything out of proportion

3) someone that you can't live with and can't live without

My girl insisted I be a donor. It's like even when you're dead, they still want to rip your heart out.

At times I have innocent conversations with the other gender. My girl tells me I'm cheating on her because of these conversations.

For some reason, I miss you Erica.

girl by bten July 4, 2009