The Gallon

The Gallon is a unique specimen or as others may refer to it as the“Big Body”. The Gallon comes with great power as well as great responsibility for if it’s full power is unleashed it may tear the very fabric of our reality. Although to fuel his great gallon power he must consume a hefty amount of marijuana every day.

Person one: Bro is that a Gallon?
Person two: I hear the gallon
Person three: Don’t stare! I think we got his attention.

*Gallon walks over*
Gallon: Hey boys, got any weed?
Both person one and two: Nah man we chiefed our whole cart.

by Lichlord333 October 13, 2020

130 ounce gallon

An overachiever or a person who does more than required. Derived from the fact that a gallon is 128 ounces, and 130 is more than a gallon.

Of course he is working another 14-hour day, he's a 130 ounce gallon.

by Silent Barracuda August 30, 2019

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen

Why tf am i defining this

"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

by imnothandicappedimretarded February 22, 2019

5 gallon frosty

While getting head from someone, they have ice in their mouth and putting fingers up your ass. The number of fingers determines the gallons of the frosty. For example, 1 gallon frosty being one finger, a fist being the five gallon frosty.

I know a chick with petite hands that works at Wendy's that I'd like to give me a 5 gallon frosty.

by Vajageddon March 6, 2010

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

miles per gallon

Measure of the distance a vehicle can travel by consuming only one gallon of fuel. Multiplying this ratio by the total capacity of a vehicle's fuel tank gives the maximum mileage the vehicle can travel in one trip without refueling.

"This new compact car gets over 30 miles per gallon."

by aggiecsguy July 10, 2003