Funeral

All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.

Maaan, my style is straight funeral!

by qytSTRM January 14, 2011

funeral for a friend

One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life

Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose

by Ravenlord April 23, 2004

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

Nigga Funeral

7 days of drinking, BBQing and neglecting all responsibility, all in honor of the some dead nigga.

nigga 1: Yo bro, I guess we need to finally get this job finished with.

nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.

by NWA2290 October 24, 2010

funeral

A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.

Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.

by shaxx May 9, 2006

funeral shoes

Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.

"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."

by thesd August 1, 2007

funeralish

something that looks like it should be at a funeral

The invitaion Ashley picked for her wedding looks really funeralish

by Tcorinac August 21, 2008