fuclergy

Married clergy who fuck other married clergy.

Barb and Jon are such fuclergy hippocrates!

by Scott Freedom March 17, 2009

fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

buck the fuckle up

derived from the phrase buckle up; used in more serious situations with stuborn people

you better buck the fuckle up before i make you

by hande October 23, 2004

fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 6, 2003

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

Mrs. Fuglestad

A person who cannot say no or say an answer is wrong. Often because he or she does not want to make you feel bad.

Bill, "Clearly 2+2=5"
Mrs. Fuglestad, "I'm not sure, you might be right, I was thinking something else, but you might be right"

by re234 March 15, 2009

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008