Fukle

Wedge cotton balls in someone's nostrils and crap in their mouth while they're asleep. To make it even more grody: eat corn before the prank to make the poop a little more tasty

That is the grodiest FUKLE I have ever tasted!

by Aaron Voth/ Kenny Exelby August 21, 2006

fucklebutt

The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.

You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”

by The Great Shrimpini February 11, 2019

fugley

Fuckin Ugly (person)

Hey Fugley don't you have a date for the prom?

by Dr Juice February 1, 2004

Fuckleneck

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.

That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.

by Craci July 26, 2017

Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019