fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

fuck around and find out

basically just cause and effect but spicier

My friend decided to fuck around and find out. I still miss him.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021

feinding

when you want something so much you will do anything to get it

I was feinding for some fries but all the fast food joints were closed so i broke in and cooked up a batch, the police arrested me but it was worth it.

by Taseko August 21, 2007

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

by Smmidget February 1, 2017

Findie

A term for an overly ambitious financial dominatrix.

Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.

Findie: "Hello my name is Goddess Narcissus, here's my bank account, PAY ME!"
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."

by アメリカへの死 March 31, 2020

whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018