fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

Fucing

Like fucking, only better. Usually used in chat rooms, by people who are too cool to use the 'k' button.

Jules: I wanna go to the mall, and watch a goddamn movie.

Jojo: Let's fucing do it, dude!

Dick: That's fucing awesome.

Jane: I know, I know.

by o_mysterious_one November 14, 2009

fuving

A word that one ends up singing when listening to Enrique Iglesias' 'Tonight I'm Loving You' when one realizes that there are children and/or elderly adults in the room.

Person 1: Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fu-- (realized they are in mixed company) fuving youu

by JustRB:) March 18, 2011

fuking

The act of puking immediately after a bout of drunken sex (or during attempted drunken sex).

*Hic* What's that noise? Oh god, I think Jerry's fuking all over April in there! I don't wanna check. Just crack the door and throw in a towel. X/

by TomoyoD January 25, 2011

fuming dragon

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

by LC August 25, 2003

Fuming at the Gasket

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

Fuzing

When the operator Fuze from Rainbow Six Siege is clusterbombing a room.

"Run! He's Fuzing the room!"

by AshHat April 23, 2018